It is supremely important to one’s health to have a proper Big O, preferably in rapid succession and on a regular basis. It’s also critical to properly store one’s most coveted computer files someplace other than on the computer. If you’ve ever had a computer die beyond the point of resuscitation then you know what I’m talking about. I would never in a million years think that somewhere out there lurks a device that addresses these two very different needs, but I $hit you not, it exists.
Behold the Duet Lux, the first ever vibrator with built-in flash memory designed by San Francisco-based Crave. It’s sleek, discreet, virtually silent and comes with 8 or 16 gigs of memory. My first reaction to such a novelty was “Buy why?” After reading more about it, I’m still scratching my head, but I admit it’s cool that it can be charged using a USB port (read, no batteries required). And well, who couldn’t use a flash drive? Just think how doubly convenient the Duet Lux would be when traveling for business? You’d have easy access to your PowerPoint presentations and unlike more traditional vibrators, the Duet Lux won’t illicit knowing looks from TSA when your bag goes through the X-ray machine.
There are 3 days, 13 hours and 2 minutes left to knock out your holiday shopping. That’s plenty of time to give yourself the gift that keeps giving. Cop it here starting at $149. As an aside, I used the word ‘vibrator’ not once, not twice, but three times in this post. I feel strangely empowered.
That said, have a safe and pleasurable holiday. I’ll check you guys on the other side of the Mayan calendar!